The Republic of 029s Into Ejection Burn is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.188 billion 029s Into Ejection Burnians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.6%.

The frighteningly efficient 029s Into Ejection Burnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,176 trillion isps a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,704 isps, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 472,036 per year while the poor average 32,808, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.

The numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels, it turns out that trees grow on isps, the nation's skies are now a wasteland, and the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 029s Into Ejection Burn's national animal is the space whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

029s Into Ejection Burn is ranked 148,562^nd in the world and 184^th in junk for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 522.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.