The Republic of 080s Into Ejection Burn is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.99 billion 080s Into Ejection Burnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 080s Into Ejection Burnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,102 trillion isps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 137,926 isps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps, the fattest folk in 080s Into Ejection Burn look to be the happiest ones, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 080s Into Ejection Burn's national animal is the space whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

080s Into Ejection Burn is ranked 286,975^th in the world and 354^th in junk for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -9.15 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.