The Republic of 093s Into Ejection Burn is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.897 billion 093s Into Ejection Burnians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient 093s Into Ejection Burnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,128 trillion isps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 142,892 isps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and the government airlifts sacrificial lambs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 093s Into Ejection Burn's national animal is the space whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
093s Into Ejection Burn is ranked 26,183rd in the world and 110th in junk for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,868.09 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
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- : Following new legislation in
093s Into Ejection Burn, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
- : Following new legislation in
093s Into Ejection Burn, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.
- : Following new legislation in
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- : Following new legislation in
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- : Following new legislation in
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- : Following new legislation in
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- : Following new legislation in
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- : Following new legislation in
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- : Following new legislation in
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