The Woodhouse Sanctum of 0ft-1 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 29.084 billion 0ft-1ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 65.7%.

The frighteningly efficient 0ft-1ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,795 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,124 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, and rural 0ft-1ians stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 0ft-1's national animal is the ^-^, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

0ft-1 is ranked 258,375^th in the world and 1^st in 0 fascist tolerance for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.13 percentage of bribes refused.