The Dictatorship of 0x76 is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its public floggings, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.737 billion 0x76ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.4%.

The 0x76ian economy, worth 387 trillion bytes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 50,040 bytes, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, no one knows how to tie a reef knot, and scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. 0x76's national animal is the RAM, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

0x76 is ranked 225,382^nd in the world and 196^th in Bytes for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.51 law-abiding acts per hour.