The Colony of 1050287 is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.107 billion 1050287ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 79.7%.
The frighteningly efficient 1050287ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,110 trillion 131514525s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 190,017 131514525s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
The army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses, the government is proudly free of crabs, greased palms have made Leader's office smell like gravy, and emojis are the soul of wit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1050287's national animal is the 1951822112, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
1050287 is ranked 91,707th in the world and 668th in 105 for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,550.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
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1050287 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
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1050287 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
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1050287 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
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1050287 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
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1050287 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
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1050287, emojis are the soul of wit.
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1050287, greased palms have made Leader's office smell like gravy.
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1050287, the government is proudly free of crabs.
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1050287, the army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses.
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1050287, the local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags.



















































