The Federal Republic of 108 Uma is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 1.385 billion 108 Umen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse 108 Uman economy, worth 135 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 97,583 monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, and a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 108 Uma's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

108 Uma is ranked 242,770^th in the world and 617^th in Izern for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.