The Federal Republic of 113 Uma is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.403 billion 113 Umen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.5%.
The all-consuming 113 Uman economy, worth 154 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 109,785 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 355,960 per year while the poor average 25,549, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.
Cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, and bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 113 Uma's national animal is the card, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
113 Uma is ranked 321,124th in the world and 834th in Izern for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -10.36 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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113 Uma, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
- : Following new legislation in
113 Uma, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
- : Following new legislation in
113 Uma, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists.
- : Following new legislation in
113 Uma, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
- : Following new legislation in
113 Uma, cheating spouses are required to undergo job training.
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113 Uma was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes, Largest Mining Sector, Largest Trout Fishing Sector, and Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
113 Uma, citizens are overwhelmed by beautiful simulacra.
- : Following new legislation in
113 Uma, misbehaving cards deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others.
- : Following new legislation in
113 Uma, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
- : Following new legislation in
113 Uma, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.






















