The Federal Republic of 116 Uma is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its digital currency, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.544 billion 116 Umen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.9%.
The powerhouse 116 Uman economy, worth 147 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 95,109 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 326,857 per year while the poor average 20,294, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.
Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and 116 Umen ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 116 Uma's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
116 Uma is ranked 251,812th in the world and 595th in Izern for Most Secular, with 12.77 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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116 Uma was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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116 Uma, 116 Umen ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them.
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116 Uma, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
- : Following new legislation in
116 Uma, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
- : Following new legislation in
116 Uma, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
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116 Uma, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons.
- : Following new legislation in
116 Uma, 116 Uman tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.
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116 Uma, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired.
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116 Uma, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Card Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
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116 Uma, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views.






















