The Federalists of 11 Alive New York is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Alexander Hamilton with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 10.027 billion 11 Alive New Yorkians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York 11. The average income tax rate is 36.5%.

The frighteningly efficient 11 Alive New Yorkian economy, worth 977 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,521 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, Alexander Hamilton has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 11 Alive New York's national animal is the Pigeon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is democracy.

11 Alive New York is ranked 62,514^th in the world and 5^th in EPCOT Center 1981 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.29 law-abiding acts per hour.