by Max Barry

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,647thMost Conservative: 15,103rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,334th
The Federal Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Mambo
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Civil Rights
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Powerhouse
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130 Uma

Population1.323 billion

Currencymoney
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The Federal Republic of 130 Uma is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.323 billion 130 Umen are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 60.4%.

The powerhouse 130 Uman economy, worth 140 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 105,832 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits, the sun rises an hour later on border communities, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, and politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 130 Uma's national animal is the card, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

130 Uma is ranked 176,816th in the world and 351st in Izern for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 128.88 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,647thMost Conservative: 15,103rdTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,334thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,759thSafest: 23,333rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25,550thMost Authoritarian: 25,951st
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Conservative: 43rd in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 61st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in 130 Uma, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests.
  • : Following new legislation in 130 Uma, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls.
  • : 130 Uma was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, Most Authoritarian, and Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in 130 Uma, the sun rises an hour later on border communities.
  • : Following new legislation in 130 Uma, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits.
  • : Following new legislation in 130 Uma, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity.
  • : Following new legislation in 130 Uma, homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism.
  • : Following new legislation in 130 Uma, supervisors in 130 Uma commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
  • : Following new legislation in 130 Uma, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in 130 Uma, elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists.

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