The Federal Republic of 2 blithering idiots is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The cynical, humorless population of 1.231 billion 2 blithering idiotsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving 2 blithering idiotsian economy, worth 107 trillion monies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,959 monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor, and it is cheaper to die in the wilderness than to survive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 2 blithering idiots's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

2 blithering idiots is ranked 36,204^th in the world and 63^rd in Izern for Highest Poor Incomes, with 67,779.56 Standard Monetary Units.