The Republic of 35 Uma is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.592 billion 35 Umen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.5%.
The thriving 35 Uman economy, worth 152 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 95,589 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 348,813 per year while the poor average 18,600, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.
Citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, Leader is worshipped as a god, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 35 Uma's national animal is the card, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
35 Uma is ranked 73,558th in the world and 373rd in Izern for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,398.73 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
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35 Uma, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
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35 Uma, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
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35 Uma, Leader is worshipped as a god.
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35 Uma, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
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35 Uma, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
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35 Uma was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
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35 Uma, childish pranks are no laughing matter.
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35 Uma, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
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35 Uma, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
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35 Uma, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
























