The Republic of 3 Uma is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate population of 1.792 billion 3 Umen are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 69.4%.

The all-consuming 3 Uman economy, worth 153 trillion banks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,538 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, there's no escape from the rule of law... or police brutality, and professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3 Uma's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

3 Uma is ranked 66,889^th in the world and 245^th in Izern for Highest Poor Incomes, with 44,400.37 Standard Monetary Units.