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Most Devout: 4,273rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,342ndMost Primitive: 5,937th
The Crooked Blob Council of
Iron Fist Consumerists
🤡👅😺👻
Sir Reginald Mustard-Smyth
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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3of3

Population9.861 billion

Capital4thville
LeaderSir Reginald Mustard-Smyth
FaithTres de la Naryanism

Currencylira
Animalunicorn

The Crooked Blob Council of 3of3 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Reginald Mustard-Smyth with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, avowedly heterosexual populace, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.861 billion 3of3ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 4thville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.3%.

The frighteningly efficient 3of3ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,088 trillion lire a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 110,339 lire, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, Sir Reginald Mustard-Smyth's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, and there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3of3's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tres de la Naryanism.

3of3 is ranked 239,649th in the world and 2nd in Region of Blobs for Most Stationary, with 21.76697912468 days.

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Most Devout: 4,273rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,342ndMost Primitive: 5,937thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,194thLargest Black Market: 10,632ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,927thLargest Retail Industry: 11,174thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,452ndMost Subsidized Industry: 14,669thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 19,025thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,245thMost Avoided: 19,581stMost Corrupt Governments: 21,968thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,703rdMost Efficient Economies: 26,407thHighest Economic Output: 26,988thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,575th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 3of3's influence in Region of Blobs fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
  • : 3of3's influence in Region of Blobs fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : 3of3's influence in Region of Blobs fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".
  • : 3of3's influence in Region of Blobs rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
  • : Following new legislation in 3of3, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
  • : Following new legislation in 3of3, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in 3of3, Sir Reginald Mustard-Smyth's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
  • : Following new legislation in 3of3, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
  • : Following new legislation in 3of3, woke teenagers spontaneously burst into tears when thinking about the world's woes.
  • : 3of3 relocated from Lazarus to Region of Blobs.

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