The Republic of 45 Uma is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.643 billion 45 Umen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse 45 Uman economy, worth 150 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 91,615 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading 45 Uman justice, and government employees are authorized driver's licenses to get their bosses much-needed morning espressos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 45 Uma's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

45 Uma is ranked 305,318^th in the world and 722^nd in Izern for Highest Drug Use, scoring 14.7 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.