The Republic of 70 Uma is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.607 billion 70 Umen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 70 Uman economy, worth 178 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 111,060 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", and students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 70 Uma's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

70 Uma is ranked 107,458^th in the world and 620^th in Izern for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 822.21 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.