The Federal Republic of 71 Uma is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.514 billion 71 Umen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient 71 Uman economy, worth 154 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,064 monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, elections have recently been reintroduced to 71 Uma, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 71 Uma's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
71 Uma is ranked 109,205th in the world and 182nd in Izern for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,054.44 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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71 Uma, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'.
- : Following new legislation in
71 Uma, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
- : Following new legislation in
71 Uma, elections have recently been reintroduced to 71 Uma.
- : Following new legislation in
71 Uma, exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain.
- : Following new legislation in
71 Uma, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
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71 Uma was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme and Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in
71 Uma, smoking is banned in public areas.
- : Following new legislation in
71 Uma, self-sufficiency is built on seizing foreign assets.
- : Following new legislation in
71 Uma, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
- : Following new legislation in
71 Uma, there's nothing more 71 Uman than revanchism.




























