The Federal Republic of 73 Uma is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.643 billion 73 Umen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 62.3%.

The all-consuming 73 Uman economy, worth 159 trillion monies a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,985 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Every politician claims to be at least 1% Native 73 Uman, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), the statue in the Underwood Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, and the best way to get the government to U-turn is to squick out Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 73 Uma's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

73 Uma is ranked 69,272^nd in the world and 253^rd in Izern for Highest Average Incomes, with 96,985.64 Standard Monetary Units.