The Federal Republic of 75 Uma is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, disturbing lack of elderly people, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, devout population of 1.579 billion 75 Umen are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.6%.

The all-consuming 75 Uman economy, worth 141 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,582 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,048 per year while the poor average 21,986, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

Thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, pop stars who make it big overseas are hailed as economic heroes, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 75 Uma's national animal is the card, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

75 Uma is ranked 307,240^th in the world and 753^rd in Izern for Highest Drug Use, scoring 13.08 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.