The Federal Republic of 77 Uma is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.6 billion 77 Umen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 53.5%.

The very strong 77 Uman economy, worth 108 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 68,023 monies, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child, and gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 77 Uma's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

77 Uma is ranked 53,246^th in the world and 216^th in Izern for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,883.72 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.