The Republic of 7 Mirrormind is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 9.174 billion 7 Mirrormindians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 40.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong 7 Mirrormindian economy, worth 609 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,433 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

A common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, it's said that any enemy of democracy is a friend to Leader, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 7 Mirrormind's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

7 Mirrormind is ranked 81,953^rd in the world and 30^th in Resuscitation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.26 law-abiding acts per hour.