The Republic of 7erogel is a small, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23 million 7erogelians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The thriving 7erogelian economy, worth 1.32 trillion qwertyuiops a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 57,564 qwertyuiops, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 203,761 per year while the poor average 11,742, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, bombs make good ploughs, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the 7erogelian military unleashed its biological weapons, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 7erogel's national animal is the BAMBAMBAMBLAU, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

7erogel is ranked 67,976^th in the world and 8^th in Exasperation for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,021.61 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.