The Colony of 80186 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its burgeoning giraffe population. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.709 billion 80186ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 38.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish 80186ian economy, worth 40.2 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 23,544 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, genetic researchers have been expelled, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 80186's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

80186 is ranked 324,862^nd in the world and 13^th in Retrocomputers for Most Developed, scoring 43.83 on the Human Development Index.