The Federal Republic of 80 Uma is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, avant-garde cinema, and digital currency. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.675 billion 80 Umen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 32.2%.

The powerhouse 80 Uman economy, worth 170 trillion monies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,260 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, and the 80 Uma City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 80 Uma's national animal is the card.

80 Uma is ranked 119,676^th in the world and 312^th in Izern for Smartest Citizens, with 33.71 quips per hour.