The The of of 8103 is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 715 million 8103ians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The strong 8103ian economy, worth 33.6 trillion Yeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 47,031 Yeses, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 249,375 per year while the poor average 4,693, a ratio of 53.1 to 1.

The new Yes Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry, successful musicians tend to be ardent supporters of Leader, and lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs. Crime is a problem. 8103's national animal is the Yes, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

8103 is ranked 105,856^th in the world and 52^nd in Land of pigs and frogs for Highest Drug Use, scoring 165.42 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.