The Federal Republic of 82 Uma is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.51 billion 82 Umen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.8%.

The frighteningly efficient 82 Uman economy, worth 174 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,533 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 335,564 per year while the poor average 31,485, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, the government is spending billions of taxpayer monies to support "struggling" industries, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 82 Uma's national animal is the card, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

82 Uma is ranked 101,504^th in the world and 269^th in Izern for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,880.41 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.