The Federal Republic of 83 Uma is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.591 billion 83 Umen are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.3%.

The thriving 83 Uman economy, worth 154 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 96,924 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 279,343 per year while the poor average 26,702, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Scientists are not permitted to ask questions, not all rivers run to the sea, convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines, and trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 83 Uma's national animal is the card, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

83 Uma is ranked 54,030^th in the world and 222^nd in Izern for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,863.93 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.