The Federal Republic of 85 Uma is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce. The hard-working, devout population of 1.66 billion 85 Umen are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.8%.

The frighteningly efficient 85 Uman economy, worth 193 trillion monies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,007 monies, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Young adults still believe that cards deliver newborns to expecting parents, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris, and citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 85 Uma's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

85 Uma is ranked 9,083^rd in the world and 24^th in Izern for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,766.14 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.