The Federal Republic of 87 Uma is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.442 billion 87 Umen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.9%.

The frighteningly efficient 87 Uman economy, worth 157 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,013 monies, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 87 Uma's national animal is the card, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

87 Uma is ranked 29,325^th in the world and 72^nd in Izern for Most Developed, scoring 83.21 on the Human Development Index.