The Flag Test and Card Farm of 884878 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Fish Dude with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads. The devout population of 8.791 billion 884878ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haida Norse City. The average income tax rate is 37.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving 884878ian economy, worth 965 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,798 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into 884878, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, and Jennifer Government is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 884878's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Haida-Norse Mythology.

884878 is ranked 19,701^st in the world and 1,292^nd in Balder for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 68,514.14 Standard Monetary Units.