The Federal Republic of 91 Uma is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, disturbing lack of elderly people, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.476 billion 91 Umen are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.9%.

The all-consuming 91 Uman economy, worth 139 trillion monies a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,748 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 331,289 per year while the poor average 19,693, a ratio of 16.8 to 1.

The government is chasing the gold at the end of the rainbow, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, and farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 91 Uma's national animal is the card, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

91 Uma is ranked 244,654^th in the world and 843^rd in Izern for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 188.54 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.