The Federal Republic of 95 Uma is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory military service. The cynical, devout population of 1.518 billion 95 Umen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.7%.

The all-consuming 95 Uman economy, worth 155 trillion monies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,220 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 310,372 per year while the poor average 26,162, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents, there's a bright dawn ahead for 95 Uma, and immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 95 Uma's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

95 Uma is ranked 78,411^th in the world and 423^rd in Izern for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,297.02 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.