The Federal Republic of 96 Uma is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its lack of airports, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.535 billion 96 Umen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.8%.

The frighteningly efficient 96 Uman economy, worth 175 trillion monies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,506 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 382,387 per year while the poor average 25,509, a ratio of 15.0 to 1.

Racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 96 Uma's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

96 Uma is ranked 50,935^th in the world and 83^rd in Izern for Highest Average Incomes, with 114,506.57 Standard Monetary Units.