The -Redacted- of A Certain Unnamed Person is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by -Redacted- with an even hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.915 billion Certain Unnamed Personians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of -Redacted- City. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Certain Unnamed Personian economy, worth a remarkable 2,449 trillion -Redacteds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,461 -Redacteds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, recognizing the Certain Unnamed Personian flag qualifies you for citizenship, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, and -Redacted- claims no responsibility for what -Redacted-'s government does. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Certain Unnamed Person's national animal is the -Redacted-, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is -Redacted-.

A Certain Unnamed Person is ranked 11,065^th in the world and 39^th in Nerdlandia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.2 law-abiding acts per hour.