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Most Authoritarian: 118thMost Conservative: 182ndMost Extreme: 189th
The Dance Now of
Psychotic Dictatorship
You dance with the devil, you'll never dance again
Influence
Apprentice
Also The Crown Princess But With Succession
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

A Deal With The Devil

Population2.221 billion

CapitalHell
LeaderSatan
FaithSatanism

Currencyfire
AnimalBeelzebub

The Dance Now of A Deal With The Devil is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Satan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.221 billion demons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant demonic economy, worth 7.76 trillion fires a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 3,493 fires, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

90% of active duty ADWTDAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, and the door-to-door insurance sales industry has been boxed into a corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Deal With The Devil's national animal is the Beelzebub, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

A Deal With The Devil is ranked 246,710th in the world and 10th in Astoria for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -4.11 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Authoritarian: 118thMost Conservative: 182ndMost Extreme: 189thMost Income Equality: 289thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,211thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,887thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,242nd
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Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : A Deal With The Devil's influence in Astoria rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : A Deal With The Devil was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in A Deal With The Devil, the door-to-door insurance sales industry has been boxed into a corner.
  • : Following new legislation in A Deal With The Devil, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • : Following new legislation in A Deal With The Devil, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in A Deal With The Devil, 90% of active duty ADWTDAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
  • : A Deal With The Devil was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in A Deal With The Devil, diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much.
  • : Following new legislation in A Deal With The Devil, computers are used primarily for word processing and solitaire.
  • : Following new legislation in A Deal With The Devil, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths.

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