The Republic of AAAF is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning bat population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 22.583 billion AAAFians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.2%.

The AAAFian economy, worth a remarkable 1,049 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 46,492 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. AAAF's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

AAAF is ranked 129,406^th in the world and 4^th in BikiniBottom for Highest Drug Use, scoring 126.34 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.