The Rick of Aand if you ask me how im feeling is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.905 billion Aand if you ask me how im feelingians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rick. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Aand if you ask me how im feelingian economy, worth 430 trillion Ricks a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,125 Ricks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 424,226 per year while the poor average 19,663, a ratio of 21.6 to 1.

Prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aand if you ask me how im feeling's national animal is the Rick, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aand if you ask me how im feeling is ranked 282,390^th in the world and 580^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.43 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.