The Kingdom of Aarhustan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Henrik Bengtsson with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 21.086 billion Aarhustanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bærnsvœrg. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aarhustanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,992 trillion Krønes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Retail. Average income is an amazing 236,755 Krønes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Aarhustanians like vultures, and knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags. Crime is totally unknown. Aarhustan's national animal is the Animas, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aarhustan is ranked 71,014^th in the world and 88^th in Nordic Lands for Most Corrupt Governments, with 25.18 kickbacks per hour.