The State of Abanar is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Wanas Ertsel with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.849 billion Abanarians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abanar City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The powerhouse Abanarian economy, worth 341 trillion Manays a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 88,497 Manays, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,591 per year while the poor average 21,280, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Abanarian mussels the biggest in Squeaky Squeakers, the most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father", and Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Abanar's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Abanar is ranked 247,433^rd in the world and 257^th in Squeaky Squeakers for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.8 percentage of bribes refused.