The Republic of Abbie Hoffman is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Nobody with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.324 billion Abbie Hoffmanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Abbie Hoffmanian economy, worth 526 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 98,812 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Adding salt and pepper to food is enough to raise suspicion of treason, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense, and the new Really Big Telescope has been praised for presenting pictures of bright dots in unprecedented detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abbie Hoffman's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Abbie Hoffman is ranked 100,902^nd in the world and 1^st in The Grand Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 11,538.57 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.