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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 105th Most Influential: 322nd Most Ignorant Citizens: 567th
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Abject Ludicrosity

Population4.254 billion

Leaderan Emperor
FaithEmperor Worship

AnimalForest Dormouse

The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by an Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.254 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. The average income tax rate is 9.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth 521 trillion Dabs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,579 Dabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children, the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Abjectly Ludicrous military, the deceased are buried mostly to hide them from state-sanctioned corpse-collectors, and it is said that an Abjectly Ludicrous woman's work is never done. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Emperor Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 149,618th in the world and 7,593rd in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 4.78 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 105thMost Influential: 322ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 567thMost Primitive: 587thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 950thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,150thMost Avoided: 2,531stHighest Crime Rates: 2,684thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,049thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,397thNudest: 4,482ndLargest Insurance Industry: 4,707thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,734thLargest Retail Industry: 4,775thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,965thLargest Mining Sector: 5,136thLargest Black Market: 5,152ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,130thFattest Citizens: 6,829thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,254thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,659thTop
Most Secular: 8,832ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,903rd
Most Ignorant Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Primitive: 22nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 32nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 64th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 81st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 91st in the regionMost Influential: 99th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 103rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 110th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 139th in the regionLargest Black Market: 160th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 165th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 166th in the regionNudest: 167th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 191st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 206th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 227th in the regionFattest Citizens: 245th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 249th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 291st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 351st in the regionTop
Most Secular: 449th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 449th in the regionRudest Citizens: 643rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 679th in the region

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