Population | 14.351 billion |
Capital | Cavtat |
Leader | an Empress |
Faith | Empress Worship |
Currency | Dinar |
Animal | Poskok |
The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, parental licensing program, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.351 billion Abject Ludicrosities are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth a remarkable 2,198 trillion Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 153,161 Dinars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 675,593 per year while the poor average 21,759, a ratio of 31.0 to 1.
The Cavtat Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, fan-made edits of old films have seen a sudden jump in quality, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and the sudden proliferation of nuclear weapons is very queer. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Poskok, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.
Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 25,957th in the world and 1st in Monarchist League for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,188.22 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Abject Ludicrosity was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Abject Ludicrosity was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided, Most Primitive, and Highest Crime Rates and the Top 5% for Highest Disposable Incomes and Highest Economic Output.
- : Abject Ludicrosity's influence in Monarchist League fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
- : Abject Ludicrosity's influence in Monarchist League rose from "Envoy" to "Ambassador".
- : Abject Ludicrosity's influence in Monarchist League rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : Abject Ludicrosity was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Abject Ludicrosity's influence in Monarchist League rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Abject Ludicrosity was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Abject Ludicrosity's influence in Monarchist League rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Abject Ludicrosity was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.