The State of Abkhazian is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.846 billion Abkhazianians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The strong Abkhazianian economy, worth 758 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 54,768 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 352,987 per year while the poor average 3,433, a ratio of 102 to 1.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public and Abkhazian has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Abkhazian's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Abkhazian is ranked 287,532^nd in the world and 1^st in The Republic of Abkhazia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 35.83 law-abiding acts per hour.