The Misery of Abomi is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Adam Maskalı with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.834 billion abominations are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Attro. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient abominable economy, worth a remarkable 1,429 trillion bon mots a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 295,729 bon mots, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,727,698 per year while the poor average 3,203, a ratio of 851 to 1.

Tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult', families are only permitted to have one child, everyone seems to be pushing the buttons of AIs, and people spend a lot on hair and nails. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abomi's national animal is the yeti, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Maltheism.

Abomi is ranked 3,383^rd in the world and 13^th in the Plains of Perdition for Highest Average Incomes, with 295,729.66 Standard Monetary Units.