The Democratic States of Abomination Mix is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.338 billion Abomination Mixians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.1%.

The Abomination Mixian economy, worth 67.2 trillion snails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 50,208 snails, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Taxpayer money is hard at work exorcizing laundry, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abomination Mix's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Abomination Mix is ranked 10,002^nd in the world and 1^st in Star Alpha Caeli for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 115.42 on the Bus Surprisal Index.