The Rogue Nation of Absol 9 is a titanic, pleasant nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 12.53 billion Absol 9ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.7%.

The Absol 9ian economy, worth 555 trillion pokecoins a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 44,313 pokecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, Harry Potter books are banned, surveillance cameras are banned, and marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal. Crime is moderate. Absol 9's national animal is the Absol.

Absol 9 is ranked 264,206^th in the world and 78^th in The democratic alliance of baratha for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.19 law-abiding acts per hour.