The Matriarchy of Absolute communism369 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.277 billion Absolute communism369ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism369ian economy, worth 706 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,089 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 573,242 per year while the poor average 34,678, a ratio of 16.5 to 1.

Prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", and students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism369's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absolute communism369 is ranked 15,492^nd in the world and 1,018^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.69 law-abiding acts per hour.