The Republic of Absolute Communism8 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its digital currency, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.996 billion Absolute Communism8ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute Communism8ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,977 trillion pounds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 219,808 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 624,866 per year while the poor average 61,726, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

Even God cannot save you in Absolute Communism8, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work, and being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute Communism8's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Absolute Communism8 is ranked 286,192^nd in the world and 10,945^th in Balder for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.59 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.