The Colony of ACP33 is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 17.33 billion ACP33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 14.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient ACP33ian economy, worth 704 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,651 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. ACP33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

ACP33 is ranked 272,593^rd in the world and 1^st in Arrow Cross Party for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.01 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.