The Republic of Adorable Eevee is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 811 million Adorable Eeveeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The thriving Adorable Eeveean economy, worth 62.1 trillion Eevee Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,573 Eevee Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 228,441 per year while the poor average 20,095, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, the SWAT team always rings twice, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, and representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Adorable Eevee's national animal is the Eevee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Adorable Eevee is ranked 189,493^rd in the world and 13^th in The Kingdom of Eevee for Highest Drug Use, scoring 109.59 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.